take me to expensive restaurants so I can take selfies in their beautiful bathrooms
honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.
DAILY MOTHERFUCKING REMINDER
- DAMN INTELLIGENT
- VALUABLE AS HELL AND NOT THE LEAST BIT WORTHLESS
- SUPER FUCKING LOVED
- EXTREMELY GOD DAMN INTERESTING
- NOT TO MENTION A HOT PIECE OF ASS
I’m reblogging this because it’s an awesome message, BUT ALSO BECAUSE I HOVERED OVER IT
you never fully realize just how weird people are until you work a minimum wage costumer service job
I work at the service deck at walmart and this man retuned 7 bags of open cat food and said that his wife hated all flavors.
So just to be sure I asked what kind of cats do they have he said none. His wife is a snacker. Wtfffff