contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?"

"Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

(via zombiesftw)

Timestamp: 1405681052

darkbluetile:

take me to expensive restaurants so I can take selfies in their beautiful bathrooms

(via zombiesftw)

disowns:

honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.

THIS

(via boobs-and-loobs)

repent:

69shadesofgray:

i got shivers reading this omg

this is not “amazing” or “cool”.. this is just something more than anything.. 

(Source: givemebackmyhomo, via fuckyoucatsarebetter)

Timestamp: 1405631829

pau1y:

what if 911 called you

(via giiirrrlllmyballsbeitchy)

reblogalert:

IF UR READING THIS U LOOK SUPER CUTE TODAY AND ALSO ILY

(via queen-mo)

DAILY MOTHERFUCKING REMINDER

mercurykiss:

ofdemonsandtimelords:

THAT YOU ARE

AND THAT ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU OTHERWISE IS A PIECE OF SHIT. KEEP BEING AWESOME, DON’T LET THE DOUCHE BAGS GET YOU DOWN, AND REMEMBER THAT I MOTHERFUCKING LOVE YOU.

I’m reblogging this because it’s an awesome message, BUT ALSO BECAUSE I HOVERED OVER IT

(Source: greglastrade, via cavalier-youth-is-sempiternal)

zoidbergggggg:

misterchimpy:

ordersydney:

african gangsters and their hyenas and baboons

fuck wit afrika

thats the coolest thing ive ever seen on this website

(Source: falconhawk, via cavalier-youth-is-sempiternal)

Timestamp: 1405375456

harrystylesdildo:

you never fully realize just how weird people are until you work a minimum wage costumer service job

I work at the service deck at walmart and this man retuned 7 bags of open cat food and said that his wife hated all flavors.
So just to be sure I asked what kind of cats do they have he said none. His wife is a snacker. Wtfffff

(via livinglikejim-morris0n)